Twisted Sense of Humor

Okay, here's the deal... if you get offended easily by sexual humor, or crude language, you shouldn't go to this e-card site. But I'm in a twisted sort of mood today, and needing to laugh at something ridiculous and cynical, because if I don't laugh, I'll cry. So, if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor, then you might enjoy being able to send e-cards with captions such as these:

For Friendship:

• You'd merit very kind words in my suicide note.
• Let's agree to disagree and quietly resent each other.
• Please be my excuse for not showing up to something.
• I love it when you tell a story 368 times
• We hate all the same people
• I couldn't get through Mondays without knowing you're equally miserable

For Lent or Easter:

• I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence and self-denial are going well
• Lent is when I determine which addictions I still have some control over
• Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross

Thinking of You

• If you really loved me, you would say it on my facebook wall
• I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh
• I'm glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me

Workplace

• We've decided to change the name of this department in order to fix all its problems
• I'm intrigued by your cubicle knick-knacks
• Our health plan covers half the therapy sessions I need, so plan on me being half-insane
• I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job
• It's my meeting and I'll cry if I want to